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totally uncontrollable urge

July 31, 2008
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Date: July 30, 2008

Time: 2:45pm

Location: Bathroom at work

What happened: I went to the bathroom to go pee and upon stepping up to the urinal i discovered that there was a large moth/fly/bug looking thing floating in the water.  It took up a lot of the room.  I had the completely uncontrollable urge to pee on the bug.

Control: none. i totally peed on that MFing bug!

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What do we consider an almost uncontrollable urge? Well, first we need to establish a definition. Almost: al*most, [awl-mohst], -adverb, meaning: very nearly. Uncontrollable: un*con*trol*la*ble, [un-kuh n-troh-luh-buhl], -adjective, meaning: incapable of being controlled or restrained. Urge: [urj], -noun, meaning: an involuntary, natural, or instinctive impulse. Therefore, an almost uncontrollable urge is an involuntary, natural or instinctive impulse that is very nearly incapable of being controlled or restrained. These A.U.U.'s occur mostly in public settings, as there is very little to constrain a person in a private setting. The urge is frequently overcome due to any number of things, such as: societal standards, fear of retribution, fear of prosecution, fear of being left alone after having embarrased a significant other for the last time, etc. This is simply a list of several of the AUU's that we have had.

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