Time: 1pm
Location: men’s room
Background: I just do not understand why men step up to a urinal and unbuckle their belts, unbutton their pants and unzip their fly when they go to take a piss. There is no reason to do all of that. Your dick is not so big that you need to get all in there and haul it out. it will fit through the fly on your pants.
Urge: there was a man standing at a urinal in the bathroom when i went in there. He had his belt unbuckled, pants unbuttoned and unzipped. This causes his “footprint” at the urinal to be much larger because his belt and pants are open much further than normally would be the case and as any man knows, bathroom time is a time when a man needs his space. I had the almost uncontrollable urge to step up behind him and pants him and then run out of the bathroom while he struggles to get his pants back up.
Control: i really didn’t want to see this guy’s underwear (or worse, his ass), also, it’s a professional environment and that would be really weird…oh, and it might be just a little gay…well, on second thought, i doubt gay men go around pantsing each other. Seems more like a jock locker room sort of thing.
