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Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture | August 7, 2008

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, seen here attempting to lie his way out of lying to a grand jury.

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, seen here attempting to lie his way out of lying to a grand jury.

Date of Urge:  08-07-2008
Time of Urge:  All day
Location of Urge:  Detroit…I guess

Description of Urge:  I have the almost uncontrollable urge to drive to Detroit, MI just to find Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.  Upon finding him, I would shake him to death for being such an idiot.  As if Detroit needed another black eye, Kwame now has to spend a day in jail for failing to notify the court that he was going to Canada for a business meeting.  All he had to do was make a phone call, on a City of Detroit issued cell phone that we all know he knows how to use, and say “Hey…this is Kwame.  I’m going to Canada for business.”  I just want to shake him so hard that he suffers before dying.

Why urge is controlled:  Cost of Gas

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What do we consider an almost uncontrollable urge? Well, first we need to establish a definition. Almost: al*most, [awl-mohst], -adverb, meaning: very nearly. Uncontrollable: un*con*trol*la*ble, [un-kuh n-troh-luh-buhl], -adjective, meaning: incapable of being controlled or restrained. Urge: [urj], -noun, meaning: an involuntary, natural, or instinctive impulse. Therefore, an almost uncontrollable urge is an involuntary, natural or instinctive impulse that is very nearly incapable of being controlled or restrained. These A.U.U.'s occur mostly in public settings, as there is very little to constrain a person in a private setting. The urge is frequently overcome due to any number of things, such as: societal standards, fear of retribution, fear of prosecution, fear of being left alone after having embarrased a significant other for the last time, etc. This is simply a list of several of the AUU's that we have had.

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