Almost Uncontrollable Urges's blog

not voting | August 14, 2008

When: November 4, 2008

Where: local polling place

What: I have the almost uncontrollable urge to either not vote at all, or vote for Senator John McCain this presidential election because i am sick of the most die hard supporters of Obama.  This is not to say that i don’t agree with Sen. Obama (because i do) but my god, i haven’t ever met a more self righteous group of people.  I think that Jesus freaks are less smug than these people.

Control: i won’t vote for McCain and i won’t skip voting entirely because i’m afraid that i won’t be able to get my lady friend the abortions we’re constantly racking up.  2 more and we get a free one!


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What do we consider an almost uncontrollable urge? Well, first we need to establish a definition. Almost: al*most, [awl-mohst], -adverb, meaning: very nearly. Uncontrollable: un*con*trol*la*ble, [un-kuh n-troh-luh-buhl], -adjective, meaning: incapable of being controlled or restrained. Urge: [urj], -noun, meaning: an involuntary, natural, or instinctive impulse. Therefore, an almost uncontrollable urge is an involuntary, natural or instinctive impulse that is very nearly incapable of being controlled or restrained. These A.U.U.'s occur mostly in public settings, as there is very little to constrain a person in a private setting. The urge is frequently overcome due to any number of things, such as: societal standards, fear of retribution, fear of prosecution, fear of being left alone after having embarrased a significant other for the last time, etc. This is simply a list of several of the AUU's that we have had.







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